SOLVED. — The Solution Is the Problem

About This Game

Every Gold card in this deck describes something real. Not exaggerated. Not fictional. Documented — by the FTC, the CFPB, ProPublica, court filings, and corporate disclosures.

That's the joke. And the joke is that it isn't one.

When you pair a Gold card with a Blue card, something true happens: a real predatory solution gets applied to a real human problem. The combination is absurd. The combination is also exactly how the world works. The billionaire doesn't care what you need. He has a product. You have a problem. Close enough.

That's the game. That's the tagline. The solution is always the problem.

Play responsibly. Some of these combinations haven't been tried yet.

Fund the Research

Every Gold card was sourced from public records, regulatory filings, and investigative journalism. That research takes time. If you want more cards, more expansions, and more documentation — this is how that happens.

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How To Play

Read this. It takes 60 seconds.

One player is the Judge. Everyone else plays. Judge rotates each round.

The Judge flips a Blue Card — a real problem someone faces — and reads it aloud.

Everyone else picks one Gold Card from their hand that best completes the sentence. The most realistic, most absurd, most on-brand answer wins.

Judge reads all combinations aloud and picks a winner. Winner keeps the Blue Card as a trophy.

Blue deck runs out. Most trophies wins the Musk Award.

"Every Gold card describes something real. Not exaggerated. Not fictional. Documented — by the FTC, the CFPB, ProPublica, court filings, and corporate disclosures. That's the joke. And the joke is that it isn't one."